Episodes

Oct 27, 2024 - Save our campuses (ft. Mike Litwack)

Jews are under attack on campuses! Actually, Zionism is, but that's good enough for Michael Geist to write about an apparent scourge of antisemitism at Canada's universities. We're joined by University of Alberta English and film professor Mike Litwack (@mikeylitwack) to take a look at a piece that ...

Aug 08, 2024 - We Might Have Committed Some Light Treason (Ft. Nora Loreto)

Fancying himself some sort of Judge Dredd of protecting Canadian culture, Christopher Dummitt writes in a special to the National Post how such actions as land acknowledgments or taking a plaque down in an art gallery are giving China an edge. Canadian patriot Nora Loreto joins us to explain why hav...

Jul 10, 2024 - Full Bisexual Panic! (Ft. Sarah Rieger)

"Are all these bisexuals for real? Or is this 'el gee bee tee cue' stuff just a fashionable trend? I'm just asking questions." That is about the extent of the analysis in this week's column from the Phoebe Maltz Bovy in Globe and Mail. Nevertheless, we torture ourselves and writer/pal Sarah Rieger b...

Jun 09, 2024 - Big Joe Goes to Little Oakville (ft. Scott Martin)

Oakville Town Hall is under siege from a red scourge and Sun journalist Joe Warmington is on the case after a hot tip. Can the People's Champion make sense of the situation? Will anyone talk some sense into these misguided youngsters? Freelance journalist Scott Martin (@YouCaughtScott) helps us unpa...

May 26, 2024 - In Defence of Galen Weston (ft. Luke Savage)

Stop being mean to grocer oligarchs. Stop it! We're warning you. You should be thanking them, they stock your treats and only gouge you a to a moderate degree. Everybody's gotta make a living, and besides, they're probably creating your job anyway.Toronto-based writer Luke Savage (@LukewSavage) join...

May 17, 2024 - My Name Is Joe Roberts, I Work for the State (Ft. Noah Kulwin)

American icon Noah Kulwin (@nkulw) joins the pod to talk about one of the most obnoxious Twitter personalities of the past several months, Joe Roberts. Roberts, co-founder of the Democratic Socialists of America - Canada and former co-host of New Left Radio, has gone full neocon since Oct. 7. So muc...

May 08, 2024 - The Birthrate Episode (ft. Stephen Magusiak)

We love whinging about the fertility rate, don't we folks? The implications are grave, lowered birth rates could mean fewer DoorDash employees to bring columnists treats. BST Institute fellow Stephen @Magusiak of @pressprogress returns to pick apart a Globe and Mail opinion piece by John Ibbitson. A...

Apr 17, 2024 - The Death of Woke (ft. Fae Johnstone)

Executive Director of @Wisdom2Action and @QueerMomentum and unstoppable dynamo @FaeJohnstone joins us to discuss how Sydney Sweeney's breasts fortell the death of wokeness – according to the National Post.In a column that reads like a horny Looney Tunes cartoon, Amy Hamm, who is a nurse apparently...

Feb 24, 2024 - It Begins at the End of the Beginning (ft. Euan Thomson)

The Big Shiny Takes Institute has returned to read a real stinker of a column by Rick Bell. Rick, a traditional dumb guy with a column, seems a little upset about how mean people are being to Calgary Chief of Police Mark Neufeld. We dig into this column (a glorified vanity piece about how the police...

Jan 25, 2024 - Existential Glee (ft. NiceMangos)

Polite Conversations host and leading Intellectual Dark Web scholar Eiynah, a/k/a @NiceMangos, joins us to scrape the bottom of the IDW barrel. Gad Saad, who is now a National Post columnist, is a marketing professor who fashions himself as an expert in the defence of Western Civilization. He wrote ...

Dec 22, 2023 - Scabs for Israel (ft. Muhannad Ayyash)

Mount Royal University academic, Al Jazeera columnist and Al Shabaka fellow Muhannad Ayyash joins us to discuss how Calgary Mayor Jyoti Gondek cancelled Hanukkah. Calgary pundits lost their goddam minds over Gondek's decision to back out of at a totally apolitical menorah lighting ceremony that was ...

Nov 16, 2023 - Forces of Light and Darkness™ (ft. Chuka Ejeckam)

Chuka Ejeckam joins us again, this time to discuss the ongoing horror in Gaza and how Canadian pundits have assumed the role of IDF spokespeople.There’s no better example of this trend than Andrew Coyne, who wrote a column boasting of how little he’s learned since 9/11. Plugs and Recs UN Directo...

Oct 21, 2023 - Cop Worship with the Nightscrawler

The Big Shiny Takes Institute has returned after the editor (Eric) spent the last month traveling the world in search of the shiniest takes. It turns out they were all right here in Canada.This week we return to an old favourite, the people's champion Joe Warmington, for a column about remembering p...

Aug 23, 2023 - The 18th Brumaire of Carson Jerema (ft. Emma Paling)

Jeremy and Marino are joined by The Breach co-ordinating editor Emma Paling (@emmapaling) to discuss a column from Carson Jerema, the National Post's comment editor, who in accordance with Post traditions doesn't seem to do much editing. According to Jerema, Pierre Poilievre's shrieking about the gl...

Jul 08, 2023 - Childcare Conscription (ft. Hunter Crowther)

Things are so good in Canadian media. There's layoffs nearly every week. There's talk of the Toronto Star merging with Postmedia. The Online News Act was passed and as a result Google and Facebook are pulling Canadian news content from their platforms. (The Act isn't great and doesn't help independe...

May 17, 2023 - Andrew Coyne, Wannabe Scab (ft. Abdul Malik)

What do opinion columnists in this country think about strikes? Nothing worth reading on your own. In this episode the Big Shiny Takes Institute takes a look at an awful column on the PSAC strike that took place near the end of April and extended into May. The conventional wisdom of punditry was tha...

Apr 17, 2023 - Crackin’ a Cold One (ft. James Wilt and Kevin Taghabon)

The unthinkable has happened in Canada. A public body has offered new health recommendations and people are overreacting. How will society even function on two drinks a week? According to some, not at all. This week we are joined by author James Wilt (Drinking Up the Revolution, Do Androids Dream of...

Mar 26, 2023 - Boat Tax (ft. Kyla Hewson and Kristen Pue from Pullback)

The Big Shiny Takes Institute has returned! This episode, while Jeremy is in his self-imposed book-writing exile, Eric and Marino are joined by Kristen Pue and Kyla Hewson of the Pullback podcast to read a baffling column by Jesse Kline. Jesse spends valuable column space concern-trolling about the ...

Feb 24, 2023 - Cowards and Stigma (ft. Abdul Malik)

Our old pal Abdul (@MarxGasol) joins us for a public policy thought experiment courtesy of UBC business lecturer Adam Pankratz in the National Post: Should we destigmatize stigma? Maybe if drug users and unhoused people simply understood that what they were doing is bad and they should feel bad, we'...

Jan 18, 2023 - Social Media Re-Education Camp (ft. Evan Macdonald)

The last Kino standing, Evan Macdonald, joins us to talk about Dr. Jordan Bernt Peterson's latest made up scandal. The College of Psychiatrists of Ontario is asking him to take social media training, because he sucks at posting. The National Post's opinion page says this the greatest injustice ...

Dec 10, 2022 - Vibes-based Journalism (ft. Andrew Neville)

Esteemed Twitter user and Dog Island alum Andrew Neville joins us to mock one of, and I'm not mincing words here, the worst pieces we have read. The culprit? None other than our old pal, Adam Zivo.In this piece (published in the Daily Hive lol) Zivo tries to use statistics to argue that crime is out...

Nov 19, 2022 - The Unions Hate Your Kid (ft. Chuka Ejeckam)

The Big Shiny Takes Institute is back! We're joined by political researcher and new Friend of the Institute Chuka Ejeckam to read a very anti-union piece by the one and only Jesse Kline. Kline, the author of galaxy-brained takes about privatizing parks, is back and trying to frame striking workers a...

Oct 20, 2022 - Jason Kenney's Populist Edge (ft. David Khan)

Environmental lawyer and former Liberal Party of Alberta leader David Khan joins the Institute to talk about the ongoing rehabilitation of Jason Kenney's image. National Post pundit John Ivison writes that the reason Kenney failed as Alberta premier wasn't because he was a total slimeball who pander...

Sep 29, 2022 - The Dead Center (ft. Luke Savage)

Luke Savage, author of the new book The Dead Center: Reflections on Liberalism and co-host of the Michael and Us podcast , joins us to read a column from ur-smug centrist and National Observer "lead columnist" Max Fawcett. In this piece, Fawcett outlines how he thinks Pierre Poilievre...

Sep 19, 2022 - Lilley Unmasked (ft. Megan Linton)

The gang invites Megan Linton of the Harbinger Media Network podcast Invisible Institutions to slog through an incredibly lazy piece by Brian Lilley. It's a column that contains much hand-wringing about masks and requirements to have them. It's also basically the same as the column he wrote the week...

Sep 01, 2022 - National Post is a TERF rag (ft. Fae Johnstone)

The Big Shiny Takes Institute has returned! This week, Eric, Marino and Jeremy are joined by Fae Johnstone (Executive Director of Wisdom2Action, writer and activist) to read some absolutely horrendous transphobia published in the National Post. The National Post, seemingly taking their cues from the...

Aug 10, 2022 - The War on Climate (ft. Mitchell Thompson)

The Big Shiny Takes Institute is reporting live from the frontlines of the climate war (Eric's living room). This episode we are joined by Mitchell Thompson from PressProgress to take apart an incoherent screed written by a senior fellow of the Macdonald Laurier Institute - Jamil Jivani. The co...

Jul 15, 2022 - They said sorry though (ft. Alex from Haus of Decline)

The boys are back with another terrible column! This week they are joined by Alex from Haus of Decline to read another awful piece by Adam Zivo in which he makes the argument to let the police march in the Toronto Pride Parade. I say he makes the argument, but really what he does is list all the ver...

Jun 20, 2022 - Not Alright Alright Alright (ft. Gordon Katic)

The Big Shiny Takes Institute has returned! Joined by Friend of the Institute Gordon Katic the boys read a particularly awful column by Vinay Menon about the aftermath of the horrific school shooting in Uvalde. Instead of having something useful to say, Vinay decided to write a column about Matthew ...

May 06, 2022 - Sorry Grandma (ft. Scott Schmidt)

Jeremy’s Forgotten Corner co-host Scott Schmidt joins BST this week to talk about pensions and starving seniors to buy shitty fighter jets.Plugs and RecsListen to The Forgotten CornerGo see Peace by ChocolateJeremy - Canada’s Noxious Conservatives Are Duking It Out for Party Leadership Jared Sex...

Apr 07, 2022 - Socialist Fantasyland (ft. David Moscrop)

If you read the latest IPCC report, you know it's time for the latest episode of Big Shiny Takes. This week, the Big Shiny Takes Institute is joined by columnist and writer David Moscrop to read an insufferably bad column from Conrad Black. Yes, we are aware that doesn't narrow it down. This temper ...

Mar 11, 2022 - Trudeau? More like LIE-deau (ft. Mitchell Thompson)

Good news everyone, the pandemic is over because the government said so! Everything is great! Of course, like all responsible adults, we know better than to let ourselves get tired of winning so much so we are punishing ourselves with another insipid Jon Kay column. This one was published in the Wal...

Feb 06, 2022 - Legalize Freedom (ft. Arshy Mann)

Do you hear that horrible honking sound? No my friends, that is not the sound of freedom. It's the sound of another episode of Big Shiny Takes!This week, Canadaland Commons host Arshy Mann joined us to talk about the dumbest political action in the entire world: the Trucker Convoy. This convoy, whic...

Jan 15, 2022 - The Capitalist Manifesto (ft. Shama Rangwala)

It's 2022 and things are bad! We're kicking off a new year of reading bad takes with Shama Rangwala. Shama is an Assistant Professor at York University and co-host of Replay, a new podcast on the Harbinger Media Network. The column we read this week is one of the dimmer takes in the National Post's ...

Dec 19, 2021 - Spin Doctors (ft. Nora Loreto)

Nora Loreto makes her triumphant return to BST and she's got a new book! As the title suggests, Spin Doctors: How  Media and Politicians Misdiagnosed the COVID-19 Pandemic deals with how the media created a sea of confusion that obscured the major fault lines of the pandemic. To illustrate Nora...

Dec 11, 2021 - TEASER: Bonus Episode - What vaccine can protect you from Putin?

That is the question asked by a column written by Diane Francis in the Financial Post that talks about the risks Covid-19 and one Vladimir Putin both pose to our beloved economy.Yes that is a stupid question. But this is a very stupid column. Marino, Jeremy and Eric read this column on Russia's...

Nov 21, 2021 - Rosie DiManno and the Italian-Canadian Experience (ft. Aaron Giovannone)

The Big Shiny Takes Institute is back with a great episode with the incredible Aaron Giovannone. We read a lot of terrible columns, but we rarely get to take a deep dive into the psyche of one of the country's more established columnists. Aaron brought an essay Rosie Dimanno wrote in the late 90's a...

Nov 05, 2021 - Where was Steven Guilbeault on 9/11? (ft. Bronwen Tucker and Stefan Hostetter)

We are back, and have an episode for you that we recorded in person! Jeremy came back to the very nice and fun city of Toronto, Ontario, Canada for a visit, so instead of hanging out we recorded an all-timer episode. We were joined by the amazing Bronwen Tucker (@bronwentucker) from Climate Justice ...

Oct 08, 2021 - David Staples' 9 Rules for Life (ft. Senator-elect Duncan Kinney)

Future Alberta Senator Duncan Kinney (@duncankinney), whom you also may know from fellow Harbinger pod The Progress Report, joins us to talk about the hellish nightmare of Alberta's COVID response. ICUs are overflowing, people are dying, but the Edmonton Journal's David Staples — always with his f...

Oct 01, 2021 - Harbinger Telethon (ft. Emily Leedham and Stephen Magusiak)

In case you missed the 12 hour livestream telethon to raise money for Harbinger Media, here's the audio for our part of the event! Big Shiny Takes (minus Eric, he was at a wedding lol) took part in this great event.  Our friends from PressProgress Stephen Magusiak and Emily Leedham joined us to...

Sep 11, 2021 - Elon Musk: A Hero's Journey, by Douglas Cope-land (ft. Paris Marx)

It's our opinion at the Big Shiny Takes Institute that billionaires have it too hard. Yeah sure they have unlimited access to resources, are able to shape policy to benefit themselves and have the power of small nation-states – but have you considered how difficult it must be to have someone be me...

Sep 09, 2021 - TEASER: Bonus Episode – Lost in the Supermarket (ft. Rob Rousseau)

Head to patreon.com/bigshinytakes to unlock this and all of our other bonus episodes for as little as $3 a month! Rob Rousseau joins us to read one of the most fun columns we have had the pleasure of reading in this very grim timeline.We go through Josh Freed's column in the Montreal Gazette on why ...

Sep 01, 2021 - Listen Mack (ft. Rob Rousseau)

This week we've got Rob Rousseau (@robrousseau) on the show to talk about the U.S. withdrawal from Afghanistan after taking a detour through volunteer scabs, Calgary Herald ace Licia Corbella and who Rob thinks will take home the gold in our Worst Pundit contest. Former British soldier David Mack wr...

Aug 06, 2021 - John Tory Hates Poor People (ft. Aliya Pabani)

Aliya Pabani of the Encampment Support Network, and host of We Are Not the Virus, joins us to talk about Toronto Mayor John Tory's "reasonable, firm, but compassionate" war on homeless encampments in the city. We come by this through a column from newly-minted National Post ghoul Adam Zivo, who writ...

Jul 24, 2021 - TEASER: Bonus episode – Jon Kay, Pet Detective

Head to patreon.com/bigshinytakes to unlock this and all of our other bonus episodes for as little as $3 a month! Jeremy, Marino and Eric continue their conversation with Erica Ifill for a hilarious read of Jon Kay's latest anti-diversity screed. Dog Shampoo Boy scolds Sobeys for its "Woke Initiativ...

Jul 16, 2021 - Mendy Wesley (ft. Erica Ifill)

Erica Ifill (@wickdchiq) of the Bad + Bitchy podcast joins us to talk about ex-CBC host Wendy Mesley's woe-is-me shtick in the Globe and Mail after she got canned for getting caught saying the n-word repeatedly over two years. How many times over her 40-year career did she say it without getting cau...

Jun 16, 2021 - Rex Murphy is a white supremacist

We're back for hopefully the last time reading one of Rex Murphy's ramblings. Literally the day after a Muslim family was murdered by a white supremacist, Rex is here to tell us about the real scourge of our time — anti-white racism.  While he denied last year that there was systemic racism i...

May 29, 2021 - From the river to the sea (ft. Hammam and Eytan)

Canadian media does a lot of things poorly. Its cowardice when it comes to talking about Palestine is right at the top of the list. We’re joined by our Palestinian friend Hammam Farah (@HumHum83) and our Israeli friend Eytan Tobin (@RabbiDieHardman) to talk about how Israel, like Canada, is a fake...

May 10, 2021 - Dr. Sebra D'oh (ft. Abdul Malik)

Abdul Malik (@socialistraptor) makes his triumphant return to the Big Shiny Takes Institute to talk about two simpletons writing in newspapers to let the public know that diversity is bad, actually.One columnist is Intellectual Dark Web C-lister, furry enthusiast and Jon Kay podcast co-host Dr. Debr...

Apr 18, 2021 - Cold War 2: Electric Boogaloo (ft. Dan Boeckner)

The Big Shiny Guests keep on coming. This time we’ve got famed musician, podcaster and poster Dan Boeckner, joining us to talk about a little country called China, specifically Canadian pundits’ obsession with it.First up is a piece in the Globe and Mail from Conservative foreign affairs critic ...

Apr 02, 2021 - Hackabuski (ft. Nora Loreto)

PULL THE EMERGENCY BRAKE, IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER EPISODE OF BIG SHINY TAKES!  Marino, Eric and Jeremy are joined by the great Nora Loreto to review columns by two incredibly talentless hacks: Konrad Yakabuski and Kelly McParland. Yakabuski covers Quebec in a completely addled column which is bot...

Mar 12, 2021 - Cancelling rhyme is a horrible crime

John Robson tried to write some lyricsHe was so incensed he wouldn't even hear itThe issue at hand? Cancel culture of courseHe shouted so loud that his voice became hoarse"They're coming for Seuss, the woke crowd, the leftists""These books are such classics, I'm left the bereft-ist"But one simple tr...

Mar 06, 2021 - UNLOCKED: Bonus Episode – Rush Limbaugh, the latest victim of cancel culture

Head to patreon.com/bigshinytakes to unlock this and all of our other bonus episodes for as little as $3 a month! We decided to unlock this bonus episode, because everyone deserves to celebrate Rush Limbaugh's death. Finally, a representative of a modern organization (the Catholic Church) we ca...

Feb 13, 2021 - Rex gonna give it to ya

The boys are back with two trash columns. One is written by a pretentious hack desperately shoehorning disjointed allusions to ephemera rattling around his decaying brain in yet another unfocused rant ending with him shouting about climate change not being real. The other is written by an unpretenti...

Jan 30, 2021 - One Derek to Another (ft. Elaine Pauls)

Our pal Elaine Pauls (@heylaineys) joins us again to talk about Derek Sloan's donation from white supremacist douche Paul Fromm. Former UCP bad boy Derek Fildebrandt, who was kicked out of the party after getting caught renting out his publicly-funded Edmonton apartment on AirBnB, doing a hit-and-ru...

Jan 09, 2021 - 10 Things I Hate About the Year in Review

New year, new theme music, new BST!We've got a couple 2020 in review pieces that suggest maybe the hell year we're all traumatized from wasn't so bad after all.  We start off with Never Trumper-turned-Trumper Hugh Hewitt's piece in the Washington Post, which contends that, sure, there was the w...

Dec 25, 2020 - J.J. McCullough Roommate Spectacular (ft. Clinton Hallahan)

It's a Christmas miracle — a new BST episode right on schedule!We start off with a little apertif in the form of BST favourite Barbara Kay and her review of the Queen's Gambit. It turns out, a fictional show isn't entirely accurate. But Babs says this is because women can't play chess. Then, ...

Dec 11, 2020 - John Ivison, useless idiot (ft. Andre Goulet)

Podfather Andre Goulet (@andremarrgoulet) of Harbinger Media Network (@harbingertweets) returns to BST to talk about anti-China neo-McCarthyism, as exemplified by John Ivison, whom you may remember from an earlier episode when he wrote a column about how CERB recipients are lazy parasites, for which...

Nov 27, 2020 - Howard Levitt, time cop (ft. Alex from Haus of Decline)

Senior Big Shiny Takes Institute legal analyst Alex (@NaomiDecline) from Haus of Decline — America's foremost Calvinist pod — joins us to take on two NPCs (National Post Columnists) who are lawyers. First off, we've got Howard Levitt, whom you may know as Jordan Peterson's libel lawyer and ...

Nov 13, 2020 - You're tearing me apart, Licia (ft. Roberta Lexier)

We're joined by Podcast High principal and Mount Royal University historian Roberta Lexier (@rlexier) to discuss Licia Corbella's postponed knee surgery and the only thing a Trudeau has done that she supports, invoking the War Measures Act to militarily occupy Quebec. While hospital workers went on ...

Nov 04, 2020 - BONUS MINI EP - Podfather Andre Goulet - Executive Director of Harbinger Media

Big things are happening down at the old podcast factory. Executive Director of the Harbinger Media Network and longtime friend of the show Andre Goulet came by to talk about Harbinger and its goals for a new, independent, left podcasting space in Canada. Yes, Big Shiny Takes is on the net...

Oct 16, 2020 - Socialist Coup, or Return of the Big Red Machine (ft. CEO of Antifa)

We get a bit tankie in our latest installment, featuring a dearly-departed posting legend, Ray the Red, whom you might also know as the CEO of Antifa.  He got banned from Twitter for saying mean things about J.K. Rowling. The National Post has been on a red-baiting tear recently, more so than u...

Oct 05, 2020 - Manufacturing Wexit (ft. Scott Schmidt)

If there's anything Albertans love to do, it's complain. If there's anyone who knows this, it's Scott Schmidt (@shmitzysays), who writes about Alberta's grievance politics weekly in his "Laying It Out" column.He joins us to discuss two excerpts from a recently-releases book, "Moment of Truth: How to...

Sep 26, 2020 - Terry Gladio (ft. Abdul Malik)

In this episode, we discuss a guy so anti-imperialist that he unquestioningly supports U.S. imperialism. That's right, we're talking about Macleans contributing editor, National Post columnist and all-around neocon ghoul Terry Glavin (Gladio). The piece in question is a masterful work of concer...

Sep 12, 2020 - A Fucking Abomination (ft. Mahnoor Yawar)

We're joined by our dear j-school pal Mahnoor Yawar (@mahnoorie) to talk about a familiar theme for our listeners — the complete lack of accountability for columnists at Canada's major newspapers. The spark for this discussion was Toronto Star columnist Rosie DiManno's reply-all meltdown, in which...

Aug 21, 2020 - Ed the Sock Spectacular (ft. 2 Stephens)

We need to talk about the sock. Stephen Magusiak (@magusiak) of PressProgress joins us to explain a guy named Steven Kerzner (@EdtheSock) to our American buddy, Stephen from the Haus of Decline podcast in light of Kerzner's recent racist remarks against NDP leader Jagmeet Singh.  Was Kerzner ev...

Aug 15, 2020 - Grandpa Gurney (ft. Tristan Johnson)

YouTuber Tristan Johnson of Step Back History joins us to talk about how incinerating tens of thousands of Japanese civillians at the close of the Second World War is actually bad.The impetus for this discussion is a chatacteristically long-winded Twitter thread from National Post opinion editor Mat...

Aug 02, 2020 - Justin, WE have a problem

WE have returned to talk about the scandal that has rocked Canadian politics for the past few weeks. This is, of course, courtesy of a shady charity run by Canada's McPoyle twins. The prime minister wanted to hand them a $900-million contract to administer a government student summer jobs program, w...

Jul 19, 2020 - Margaret Wente is not even mad bro (ft. Emily Leedham)

Big Shiny Takes is back with an episode on a columnist that is truly memorable for all the wrong reasons, Margaret Wente. But first we briefly discuss the WE scandal engulfing Canadian news, before launching into a discussion of tHe LetTeR and cAnCeL cUlTuRe to set the scene for Wente's woe-is-me sh...

Jul 12, 2020 - BONUS EPISODE: The Unfairly Twisted Mind of Jonah Goldberg

We are back with a very special bonus episode, our first every Big Shiny Takes listener request! For this episode we read a column by Jonah Goldberg, an American columnist and commentator. Goldberg argues that despite many police forces in the USA originating from slave patrols, it's unfair to say t...

Jul 04, 2020 - Rest in Peterson

After a quick catch up with some old favourites, we talk about the return of Dr. Jordan Bernt Peterson after an apparent benzo addiction scare. Is he alive? Dead? Transcended the astral realm? Mikhaila assumed his form? We discuss so you can decide!We also read through his comeback National Post col...

Jun 20, 2020 - Cyclist Occupied Government (COG)

In a slight departure from our regular Postmedia dunking, we talk about the nation's second-largest newspaper chain, TorStar. It may not surprise you to learn that they own the Toronto Star, which is relatively good compared with the National Post, but still part of the same corporate media ecosyste...

Jun 13, 2020 - Joe Warmington, people's champ (ft. Stephen Magusiak)

We're joined by Stephen Magusiak (@magusiak) of PressProgress to talk about a real banner week for Postmedia sleaze. First, we discuss Rex Murphy's absolute dumpster fire on how racism isn't a major issue in our fake country that was built off ethnically cleansing Indigenous people, the response fro...

May 31, 2020 - Mr. Burns, eco-warrior (ft. Evan from Kino Lefter)

It's the crossover you were waiting for, babeey. We watched a couple classic Simpsons episodes with Evan MacDonald (@MacDonaldTweets) of the world's #1 socialist film criticism podcast (to us), Kino Lefter. We use this to inform our discussion Postmedia bench warmer Matthew Lau's column on how Mr. B...

May 24, 2020 - Country House and City House

They're really quite a pair. Wherever there's adventure you'll find Don Martin there. The gang is back with two new hot takes published in two Canadian news outlets. The first is from retired broadcaster Don Martin - who has voiced his opinion that provinces taking steps to ensure they prevent the s...

May 21, 2020 - The IDEAS episode (ft. Jack Dump)

The boys are back and joined by a friend, the great Jack Dump (aka Myer Mendelson) of Haus of Decline! We're taking a bit of a step beyond our usual scope, and looking to our neighbours to the south for a second. We talk about Dave Rubin's newest treatise on how the left has gone too far. It is...

May 06, 2020 - CERB Your Enthusiasm

Another week, another brain-meltingly stupid column in The National Post. We had every intention of sticking to our format this episode, but recent events forced us to switch things up. For those of you blissfully unaware: Postmedia closed the doors to another 15 of its community newspapers. As this...

May 04, 2020 - BONUS EPISODE: Not Like Other Girls

After a spirited discussion about a certain columnist's criticisms of Theresa Tam, Elaine (@heylaineys) sticks around to discuss Mikhaila Peterson. For those who aren't aware, Mikhaila is Dr. Jordan Peterson's daughter. She also only eats meat for some reason? I'm sure there's a reason, and a produc...

Apr 26, 2020 - The China Connection (ft. Elaine Pauls)

The boys are back and they have a friend with them to laugh at the worst opinions in the country. Elaine (@heylaineys) from @format_guardian and @sportsaregay joins Big Shiny Takes to read a column by Licia Corbella that accuses Canada's top health official of being a puppet of the People's Republic...

Apr 15, 2020 - The mask identifier has logged on

These are complicated and troubling times. So why not laugh at what passes for a column in a Canadian newspaper with us? This episode we pull apart a column from an old favourite - Jonathan Kay. Jon seems to think that Theresa Tam has really dropped the ball in the ongoing fight to slow the spread o...

Apr 05, 2020 - Mary Brown Presents: Lord Conrad Black

Another week, another terrible take that we read so you don't have to. This week the boys review some work done by Lord of Cross Harbour, former Order of Canada recipient, and ex-prison attendee Conrad Black. It's our opinion that Black is a terrible writer with terrible ideas. Typically we'd call t...

Mar 31, 2020 - Wife Guys Finish Last

COVID-19 is changing everything we do. It's also been the subject of attention for many columnists across Canada. Many people have had very reasonable opinions about the country's approach to fighting the virus, but two people had very special takes. One took the time to call video game retail store...